SHOCKING ATTACK: PASTOR WADEN ASSAULTS MCDONALD'S EMPLOYEE

In a shocking turn of events, local pastor Waden was witnessed harassing a McDonald's employee during a busy shift yesterday afternoon. Eyewitnesses report that the altercation began when Waden became agitated about his order. The McDonald's employee, identified as John Doe, tried to calm Waden down, but Waden launched into a tirade. Witnesses cla